December 2011
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1 am - a haiku
I’m hungry, starving.
Late night, my tummy rumbling.
Better go to sleep.
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Who just downloaded Destiny’s Child, Alanis Morissette, and Joni Mitchell?
@fullofnargles
in reply to your reply to my reply
OH GOOD I would hate to be that obnoxious drunk tumblr-er.
boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
Merlot making me get lowwwww
obladee replied to your photo: I’ve had this iPhone for a couple weeks and this…
Move the middle, bottom, horizontal block down…then move the one vertical and perpendicular to that down…then move the red one right all the way to the exit. Does that work?
THE PROBLEM IS NOT SOLVING THE PUZZLE, IT IS GETTING TO THE LAST LEVEL
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Sex scenes
People talk about how awkward sex scenes are when watching movies with their parents…
It can’t be more awkward when one of your parents is visibly more awkward than you to the point where she will yell for fast forward.
Let me die.
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It’s like he returns for just long enough only to leave again. Repeat.
I’ll just be here with my kitty then. No biggy.
yelyahwilliams:
jonathanhoward:
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I don’t understand people. When you don’t like someone why do you still put up with their crap? There’s no such thing as being the better person in this case. You just stop associating yourself with them. It’s not difficult.
Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t matter. You won’t be friends with them forever obviously, so why continue being...
